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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee, he won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
A week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid!... Just terrible, doctor!'
'Really? .......What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!
ENGLAND TO QUESADA BY ROAD
I am driving to Quesada from the Midlands in the next few weeks, does anyone want a lift or things bringing over?
RESTAURANT FOR SALE IN MURCIA 2000M2
Celebrations Hall Industrial Estate located in Molina de Segura (Murcia)
It has parking on the streets of the polygon. The ground floor of the restaurant is divided into four areas:
1 - Restaurant and bar, for everyday use and which serve meals for companies in the polygon, open from 09:00 am to 15:00 H.
2 - Lounge of celebrations for 400 people, which is usually used only for events on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.
3 - kitchens and warehouses, which are tailored to the needs of services and allow food to 400 people attend.
4 - Services and others.
The dimensions of each of the areas are:
1 - Restaurant bar: 300 square meters.
2 - Hall of 500 square meters celebrations.
3 - Cooking 100 sqm warehouse.
4 - Services and other: 50 sqm.
CONTACT 0034 966 921 143 / 0034 692 034 379
LOOKING FOR INVESTOR AND/OR MANAGER TO RUN RESTAURANT IN RURAL TOURISM COMPLEX IN ALBACETE
RURAL TOURISM COMPLEX IN ALBACETE LOOKING FOR INVESTORS AND/OR MANAGER FOR THE RESTAURANT.
Virgen de la Cabeza is a rural tourism complex located in Nerpio (Albacete), in an incomparable natural environment and landscape. The complex has 6 newly built cottages are fully equipped with separate plot equipped with barbecue and private garden. Los Monteros, our restaurant offers a wide selection of typical local dishes. In the near future we will expand our facilities with the construction of a swimming pool, a hotel and a beauty center, thus forming a complete range of leisure and rural tourism in Nerpio for the entire year.
FOR MORE INFORMATION RING ADELE AT 0034 966 921 143 OR 0034 692 034 379 OR EMAIL AT [email protected]
PREMIERSHIP CHAMPIONS
Must congratulate Man Utd on winning the Premiership. Very unusual season this time around with all the teams beating each other and in particular drawing too many games. However you still need to be consistent over 38 games and you have to say they are worthy winners. Also well done to Man City for winning the FA Cup and in my opinion will be challenging for the league next year. Chelsea almost guaranteed 2nd spot, but Arsenal still need to win thier last game to ensure 3rd palce. Next week I will be commenting on the relegation situation and promotion from the Championship. Please feel free to offer your comments and opinions.
WHERE ARE THE ENGLISH
I would be interested to know how many Brits there are in this area, my friends are looking at moving over and do not want to live in the same area as me, not because we do not get on but because there are a lot of Brits where we are in La Marina and its a bit much for them, they both speak Spanish and have spent the last 4 years learning. They need a place that still gives them the feeling of home but not with a greasy spoon on every corner. What is peoples thoughts on Almoradi as an area
I have the same quesiton to....I have looked at La Marina aswell, but have decided on a Spanish town, I have looked at Albatera, Catral and Almoradi, from what I here they all have a small expat community. I have now have the problem of which place to choose??????
I think Almoradi will be the one because it is larger and has good transport.
Any thoughts would be appreciated.
Ref La Maina. There are a lot of Brits there but the Spanish out number them by about 10 to 1. Its just that the Brits on La Marina have there own patch inside this Spanish Urbanisation. So by the way do the Swedes, Dutch, Iclanders,German and French
Hi would anyone know if beer prices and food are more expensive in La Marina than say in Almoradi or Albatera?
Hi Dave,
We have lived in Almoradi for more than 7 years and we have seen many changes during this time. It is a beautiful Spanish town with not too many expats and there are only 3/4 greasy spoons as to use your expression. There are approximately 20,000 inhabitants with 95% Spanish. You have all the necessary amenities on your doorstep and are only 15 minutes drive to the coast. Having said that, although their is a Bus station it would be advisable to have a car, as the buses are not that frequent. Please feel free to ask any other points that we may be able to help you with.
RICKY MARTIN
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Not to sure if there is a local one but I have seen a few advertising on the other sites and I am sure they will travel
I have seen a company called Stars or something that is an agency, but I can not remember where. I will have a think as I am sure they will have what you are looking for.
I think that the agency Sally mentioned is Stars in Bars. But as of yet they have not yet caught on to the fact that they can post on this sight for FREE. Must think there is a catch.
Fiestas
Does anyone know the dates for any of the Fiestas this year? I want to be sure that I and my family are in Spain this year, we have missed out for the last 2. I keep telling my parents how good they are but never get the dates right. Can anyone help PLEASE
Hi Paula
we are using fiesta.net website to find out dates, Theres been a lot of discussion about this on the quesadalife website so there is some local info on there regarding dates
In Benijofar, the fiesta of San Jaime is on the 25th July but the celebrations start the Sunday before with the offering of flowers and the crowning of the Queen and her maids of honour. In Rojales it is the fiesta of San Pedro and that is on the 29th June so again celebrations around this date. Hope this helps!!
Hillside Friday 20th May
Just to let you know that at Hillside Sports Centre on the urbanisation next Friday, 20th May, for some reason they have changed the Artist from Steve Dale to Debbie Slater !!
hi where about in the midlands are you as we have a house in quesada and this may be of interest
clive